FADE IN: INT. HOSPITAL ROOM — NIGHT

Steven is born at a very young age.

SMASH-CUT TO:
INT. DEN THAT DOUBLES AS AN OFFICE THAT DOUBLES AS A GUEST ROOM — DAY

Steven is now almost thirty years old, and he feels it. He’s handsome, but in an approachable sort of way. Short, bald, right in between fit and pudgy, with about a foot and a half long beard. Animating, designing, illustrating, writing, spellcheching, parenting, reading, karaoke-ing, movie-watching— the man does nearly it all!

You— much more attractive than he (both physically and in personality), dressed to the nines, confident, cool, and kind— approach him.

STEVEN
What’re you doin’ in my swamp? Er, I mean, oh hello! You seem very cool, per this script.
Send me an e-mail! Maybe we can make something awesome together.

YOU
I will download your résumé. 

CUT TO BLACK.
TITLE CARD: THE END…?